First of all, I’d like to bow before you in gratitude, because you’re making Cairo a less stinky place, and because you add meaning to physical beauty, I mean .. I enjoy your tight pants, your bare-foot-wear, your well-made hair .. your bright-colored shirt or blouse, that gives me the kind of view I dream about when you reach for the Shampoo in the bottom shelf in the mall, bending over keda and flashing me your whole back. And if you were generous enough to wear a skirt .. then .. lucky day!
This is something rare, you avail me a chance of which I’m overly thankful for you because, and satisfy my mannish needs 24 by freaking 7, but, and as it tends to be in life .. things are full of buts (and butts of course, I just thanked you for that), but really, you need some serious lessons in being moderate about your choices.
I wouldn’t want to talk about your clothing options, as far as my eyes are concerned, I try to limit your shows to glances and glimpses (and believe me, BELIEVE me, overseeing is disgusting, so the glance quite quickly turns into a full wince with the inner-thought of: “gatek el 2araf”), so I basically should thank God for granting me the feature of closing my eyes, turning around looking for anything to grab my attention.
But the perfume, argh! begadd! .. I can’t NOT smell that, I know .. it’s the 500 L.E 200 mm. mesh-3aref-eh-eau-du-mesh-3aref-eh, bass I’m pretty sure the talented perfume mixer didn’t really think you’d wear that expensive perfume to go shopping with it! I’m sure there are other purposes, more .. mm .. in-doorish ones! [Gatek el 2araf tany marra!].
So, please, if you don’t buy into the myth of covering your body, at least have the compassion for us men by not demonstrating how hot you are by the odor .. it’s very evil and nasty, and it does arouse me .. yes! as in sexual arousal, pretend you didn’t ba2a know that [yaay, eh da begadd ezzay enta keda!].
Yes, ana keda!
Being clean is out of question, but to parade your sex appeal .. in ways I can’t avoid .. in ways that are just imposed 3alaya 3al sob7 .. yeb2a no! .. that’s not your area anymore .. I wouldn’t possibly use a face-mask (unless ba2a if I pretend to have the flu!), so please for what respect is all about, do NOT overuse your fragrance.
I would like also to inquire about something, is it correct that you girls have a disposable bottle in your handbags to reuse the perfume during day .. ? Ya3ny if for instance, the odor wears away .. you put some more on?
I beg to disagree, bass really that’s not only foolish, it’s squander! Plus, I -as a man-, if ever for some reason decided to get to judge this matter out of this post .. I would definitely tell you .. that I care about whoever’s dealing with me to be clean! JUST clean, mesh a perfume bazaar!
Mesh koll may3addy men ganby shewayet banat (btw, guys call you chix .. yes with the ‘x’ but you already know that), and we go like .. wow da el mall da fe chix belhabal .. maho kollo ba2a habal fe habal! .. mesh koll may3addo I have to savor bta3 2 kilo perfume .. I have lungs bardo! and above that, I have feelings :S
Or, worse, when I’m at the restaurant, a place for eating .. those loads of perfume in the air really kills the appetite .. wel mawdoo3 kaman beye2leb from inappropriate or annoying to totally disgusting.
I do respect you as a person, I respect everyone as a person .. bass when it comes to being moderate (I mean there’s nothing really that could top that .. to be moderate keda!), you just lose me ..
completely,
[For credibility's sake, I feel exactly the same when I'm at the mosque wel akh elly ganby 7atetlo howa kaman 2 kilo musk walla zeft 3anbar, aslan gamal el musk fe enn yet7att menno a very small quantity, walla el re7a bta3et el fawakeh de! God!]
[BTW, anyone saw the movie: Perfume, liked it? no?]
You are not de-sensitized to all these things yet?
I’ve learnt to overlook whatever is not in my mind’s “line-of-sight” (don’t ask me how? It needs some training). This basically turned life and other people into one Big “What the hell! ” for me. (I’m not using the other word, but you’d probably figure it out :P)
Learning this is a valuable asset, try hard to gain it.
afadakom allah ya sheikh ……..:D
@shahin:
Is that for me or ibhog?
@Gimmy
Look, I’m not being all week or anything, but de-sensitized to girls? com’on .. is that possible? :D
And the scent, I can’t really get over that .. maybe I need training fe3lan.
@Mahmoud
Yes shoft .. kemmet el mashyakha :D
I’m not saying you’re week, but the high exposure to something develops tolderance, no? I know that sexuality is something deeply rooted in human nature (it’s an incstinct), but you don’t see people (well healthy people) going gaga over everything they’d be exposed too (and that’s the essence of lowering your gaze). In a way I’m saying that you should train your mind also to lower its gaze (not that I am suggesting that you don’t lower your gaze).
For the scent, well everybody’s got their turn-ons, it’s a healthy thing! ;).
BTW, what’s with that “your-barefoot-wear” thing, are you into cute feet? (And no, I don’t think it’s disgusting :D )
I’m into cute anything!
And about feet, they’re too flashy .. :S
Allow me to take a very brave step and comment on this post.
1. Not all girls wear perfumes to entice men, some just want to feel better about their existence. Perfume makes life seem a bit more pleasant.
2. Not all girls who do wear perfume wear tight clothes.
3. Men do wear perfume as well and girls just exercise something called “Self-control”.
4. We’re all human, but take it down a notch, will ya?
5. I agree, too much perfume during meals upset the taste.
Next time, when you do smell something that’s nice, just think pleasant earthly thoughts, don’t go to the dark side (Flowers, gardens,mountains, etc… ). That’s all.
I wouldn’t care about their intentions, but if she wears the perfume that extravagantly, I absolutely get enticed (rather annoyed), whether she wished for it or not. That said, if she uses it moderately, then I wouldn’t notice aslan, except ba2a if I’m too near, which doesn’t happen. Even if I caught the scent, it won’t be like savoring it when it’s used excessively. (They rewear it for God’s sake!).
About tight cloth, I dunno, but I really could tell that most of them do use clothing inappropriately as exactly as they use their perfumes, it’s a matter of concept.
Both men and women should exercise that, and both men and women who don’t, well, I despise those ..
Of course we’re all human, that’s why we bear only so much scent!
All I’m saying is that, all should wear perfumes, but moderately, as exactly as I call for moderate use of cloth for both sexes, you know .. satisfy yourself all you want but not make a pass and annoy others.
The post may have been biased to she-fragrance-wearers, but tens of other day-to-day habits need pumicing.
dark side? .. mashy I’ll try my best :D
did I mention that I liked your comment awy,
“.. it’s the 500 L.E 200 mm. mesh-3aref-eh-eau-du-mesh-3aref-eh”
la2 I bet that mo3zamhom put the 20-30 max. LE Types which fall under the category of pesticides :D